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On which aisle would I find the pot noodles? I have a coupon. I have to go buy 3 packs of pot noodles, …and then return them, because I’ll forget my coupon, making everyone wait in line behind me while I look for my coupon!

And there’s a half-off sale on creamed corn, Mickie and Chris!

You just shoveled snow on my nice fur coat! All over my face! This is a cute face! Is this a face for hitting with snow, Mister I-Can’t-Watch-Where-I’m-Shoveling? Hah?

Katie H. wants you to know: “This is a little Schnauzer pup up for adoption in Hamilton, MT. His name is Trinity. I adopted both of my cats through our local shelters and have made a habit of perusing their websites. I saw this little snow-dusted cutie on their site today and knew he was destined for Cute Overload greatness! And maybe someone close by will see his picture on your site and scoop him up quick! Thanks for always giving me my daily ‘Aww!’ “

Have you ever had one of those days, where you just wanna hang out?

How will your pup get Downy, Megan C.?

In a sign of increasing competition among the major fast-food chains, McDonalds has introduced the “Puppy Meal” — a cheeseburger, small fries, milk or juice box, and a puppy. In a response, Burger King said it plans to replace its scheduled “My Little Pony” promotion with “My Actual Pony.”

For here or to go, Megan C.?

“To MORROW! To MORROW! I love ya, to MORROW! You’re always a day awayyyyy!”

Thank you, Mischa and Chris. NEXT!

If you get lost while at the zoo,
The one thing you must never do
Is ask a monkey, word for word
” ‘Scuse me, can you point out the bird?”

Flickr user jinterwas notes: “Golden lion tamarin at Apenheul, Apeldoorn, the Netherlands, making a well known gesture with its middle finger.”

Them’s fightin’ words. [chews grass]

Reckon a feller like you best be amblin’ on outta town or it’s Rusty’s Roadhouse, you and me, high noon. [spits, moves grass to other side of mouth]

Nice mud flaps, conorwithonen

A master of adaptational camouflage, the Cat-Trapper (ravenous hilarious) often takes the form of a common trash can, allowing it to lure unsuspecting kittens.

Sugar glider Rosie, astronaut. Seriously tangled up in a test flight. A sugar glider barely presentable. Ladies and Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic sugar glider! Rosie will be that sugar glider! Better than she was before!

And CUTER! Um no, there isn’t any way to make her cuter.

Sugar glider Rosie deserves some bionic sugar cubes, Ashley A.

Beware toll cheats! Authorities have installed new toll gate birds. The toll gate birds wont go up until cars come to a complete stop. This way, you wont miss the basket and the birds are given time to admire themselves. Hey, it’s in their contract.

Exact change only, Or Hiltch